July 1st, 2011
Another month down – and we are in Guatemala 
One of my best friends here is the ship psychiatrist, Liz.  She tells us that in any group activity, there are 4 phases: forming, norming, storming, and performing.  Forming apparently happens during the first couple of weeks of a group’s existence – this is where everyone is on their best behavior and roles and relationships begin to be defined.  After that comes the norming stage, where people start to learn the ropes and settle into a routine – and everyone generally gets along.  Based on all the drama and incidents on the ship these past few weeks, however, Liz feels that we are currently in the “storming” phase.  This is where people’s true personalities come out; fatigue, apathy, and homesickness really set in; and conflicts inevitably arise.  Apparently storming is a good thing, as a group cannot “perform” without passing through the storming phase first.  However, it makes for some uncomfortable and unpleasant interactions.  Within our DMS (medical) directorate, things are fine, but there is a lot of cross-directorate hostility (arguing with surgeons, medical operations, logistics, and even the supply crew).  Hopefully the storming phase is short and we can move into performing soon.  With all this conflict, we are definitely ready for our next liberty port – which isn’t for another month, unfortunately.  However, since the last time I wrote, we passed the halfway point – a huge milestone that makes each day more bearable.  Also since the last time I wrote, I missed two important days – Scott’s and Abi’s birthdays.  It made for a sad week (overall), but I comfort myself knowing I’ll be home in 65 more days…
I haven’t written in a while, but that’s because, well, as I mentioned, there doesn’t seem to be much going on.  I really didn’t write at all in Nicaragua Nicaragua , Guatemala , and El Salvador 
The other nice part of Nicaragua 
Me (to translator): can you please ask her how long she has had abdominal pain?
Translator (to patient): something long and involved in Spanish
Patient (to translator): something even longer and more involved in Spanish
Translator (to me, 5 minutes later): she says that her daughter used to live with her but now lives across town and wants to know if there is another MEDCAP site where her daughter can be seen.  She also wants to tell you that her back hurts and she needs a CAT scan.  (No, I am not joking.  This is really what happens.)
Me (to translator): ok, we can talk about that in a minute.  Can you ask her again about her abdominal pain, how long she’s had it and maybe if she is constipated?
Translator (looking confused): Constipated?  I don’t know that word.
(Several moments spent trying to explain constipated – I finally learned the word for it in Spanish so that has helped.)
Translator (back to patient): lots more words in Spanish, to include something that sounds like “poopoo”
Patient (to translator, gesturing wildly): (what we refer to now as the “me duele” dance – the act of pointing to every body part that hurts and saying “me duele a qui, y a qui, y a qui”)
Translator (back to me, several minutes later): she says that she washes a lot of clothes and she has kidney stones and her liver hurts.  She also wants to know if she can get her eyes checked out…
Me: sigh.  
With the med students, the conversation goes something more like this:
Me (to patient in Spanish): how can I help you today?
Med student (to patient): something short and to the point in Spanish 
Patient (to med student): something long and involved, in Spanish, interrupted several times by the med student asking other questions in Spanish
Med student (to me, a few minutes later): it sounds like she has gallstones, and I recommend that she get her gallbladder out.
Now, admittedly, you have to take everything a med student says with a grain of salt, but at least the history taking was much, much more efficient.  And the students were thrilled to be there working with us, which always helps.
Sadly, we left Nicaragua  on Sunday morning and have now arrived in Guatemala 
Ending this abruptly so I can have at least something to post.  I’ll try to be better.
